Sunday, January 22, 2012

Tale of the NFL Playoff Tape: New York Giants vs. San Francisco 49ers

We're two games away from learning which teams will clash in the Super Bowl on February 5.
Or, should we say, we're one game away from learning who will take on the Patriots, considering THG's scientific breakdown of their matchup against the Ravens makes it clear that New England will come out on top.
So, let's see who the Pats will battle for the championship, shall we?

TIME ZONE IN WHICH THEY PLAY HOME GAMES:Giants: EST49ers: PSTEdge: Giants
DRAFT SLOT OF STARTING QUARTERBACK: Giants: Number-one 49ers: Number-one Edge: Even
ICONIC BASEBALL PLAYER WHO LIVES NEARBY: Giants: Derek Jeter 49ers: Barry Bonds Edge: Giants
USE OF NICKNAME IN POP CULTURE: Giants: They Might Be; Jolly Green; Size of Kim Kardashian's breasts 49ers: N/A Edge: Giants
UNIFORM COLORS: Giants: Blue and white 49ers: Red and gold Edge: 49ers
THE VERDICT: Blame Barry Bonds and where you live, Niners fans. The Giants take this one three categories to one, with a tie between the squads. We see New York's pass rush and more applicable pop culture name leading them to victory.
WHO DO YOU THINK WILL WIN?
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