Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie: The Fake Wedding is OFF!

After more than six years and six children together, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt had FINALLY decided to get married - at least according to OK! magazine.
But then a fake disaster struck and torpedoed the fake wedding! Rough!
The hilarious impetus behind calling off the nuptials, according to OK!'s cover story this week? Maddox coming across an article about Jennifer Aniston!
Curious, the couple's eldest son, 10, asked his dad who she was - and Brad told him. That sent Angelina through the roof when she happened to walk in.
Dun-dun-DUN!!!!!!

Says the non-existent, well-informed source:
"Brad didn't realize that Angie was home, and so he basically just told Maddox the truth: Jennifer was a woman he loved very much and was once married to"
"But that's when Angelina walked in. She lost it."
"Brad thought he had taken all necessary precautions and never suspected the kids would learn about his past by coming across a story about Jennifer."
The actress, 36, was livid with her partner, 48, for myriad reasons. No more posing with one leg hanging out - that thing is halfway up his ass about now.female celebrities hollywood celebrities celebrity weddings

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